As if my already dazzled heart could take any more at this point, I have been invited to a special prescreening of Twilight this Tuesday! That's right, the day after tomorrow I am sure to O.D. (Over Dazzle) so I hope medical personel will be standing by with smelling salts, a saline drip and brown paper bag for me to breathe into!
My husband will be there to lend strong moral support but my only fear is that I will become delusional and mistakenly call him "Edward" once the opening credits appear (that would be a no-no). It would be a horrible faux pas considering this man has stood by me in the craziest year either of us has ever seen in our marriage. (The poor man rues the day he ever told me I need to find friends and go out and have fun... I can hear him saying, "I told you to make some friends, not build an empire!") Kudos to my husband, who I feel has done an unparallelled job in the role of Ricky Ricardo having to put up with his wife's crazy antics and often times using his authoritarian voice to say, "Lisa, you got some 'splaneen to do!" Maybe I'll include some of his thoughts when I write up a recap and let the world know what the "Coven Mother" thought about the movie she has been shamelessly plugging for 9 months without any kickbacks!
Look for my review on TwilightMOMS.com Tuesday night in all it's dazzlaciousness!